Funny Jokes

1. Two balloons are floating across the desert.
One balloon says to the other:
"Look out for the cactussssssssssss!"


2. Why is two times ten the same as two times eleven?
Because two times ten is twenty, and two times eleven is twenty, too!


3. A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, please help me. I hurt all over."
The doctor asked the man to explain more.

The man said, "When I touch my arm it hurts, when I touch my leg it
hurts, when I touch my head it hurts. Everywhere I touch it hurts."
The doctor examined the man and said, "Mr Smith, your finger is broken!"